KtRed

a little nerdy, a little weird, and slightly obsessed with chapstick

Anonymous asked: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

I’ve taught myself to talk to everyone in their own language. I just need someone to talk to me in mine.

—June 2014 | My response when I was asked what I need (via splitterherzen)

(via product-of-grace)

I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.

—(via spuandi)

(Source: aknai, via baileyarber)

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

(Source: onlycatgifs, via baileyarber)

gilliankillingmewithboobs:

“When I play a scene with her, there are always little looks between us which mean ‘what do you think about what’s happening?’ It’s a little as if we have secrets between us. Everything is conveyed by communication beyond words. Perhaps, after all, you could interpret that as love." - David Duchovny about working with Gillian Anderson.

gilliankillingmewithboobs:

When I play a scene with her, there are always little looks between us which mean ‘what do you think about what’s happening?’ It’s a little as if we have secrets between us. Everything is conveyed by communication beyond words. Perhaps, after all, you could interpret that as love." - David Duchovny about working with Gillian Anderson.

(via moonandtrees)